I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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