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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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