You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Less talking, more tequila
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
