I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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