my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
They took my balls.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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