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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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