You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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