Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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