What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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