Don't make out with my wife yet
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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