she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He better not be in your backpack
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
