I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This show inspires me to have sex in space
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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