she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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