"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My bed smells like the plague
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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