I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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