all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are we still banned from the library?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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