Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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