matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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