I'm really into asian looking animals
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize