im six kinds of drunk right now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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