Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
