I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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