well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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