Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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