it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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