I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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