Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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