Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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