i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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