this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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