You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
