and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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