you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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