YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
