Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
As shirtless as possible
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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