I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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