i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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