Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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