sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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