its not stalking. its research.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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