Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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