And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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