I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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