i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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