Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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