you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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