thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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