I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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