We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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