Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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