Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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