but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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