Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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