Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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