She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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