We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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