Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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