We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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