Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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